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hotel-job:

“Maria” is someone on concierge staff who speaks Spanish fluently.

GUEST: MARIA?
CONCIERGE: She’s currently…
GUEST: No. Maria. Now.
CONCIERGE: She isn’t here at the moment, but…
GUEST: NO! NO! MARIA.
CONCIERGE: Sir, if you’d please…
GUEST: Necesito hablar Español. Necesito Maria.
(Guest walks away. Concierge shrugs.)
CONCIERGE: (to himself) I mean, yo hablo Español. No me llamo Maria, pero…

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sixpenceee:

PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON

Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts

  • It’s teeth were over 7 inches long
  • It’s bite can deliver from 10.2-18.6 tons of force, enough to crush a prehistoric whale’s skull like a grape
  • It feasted on prehistoric whales, dolphins, squids, fish, and even giant turtles 
  • It’s fossils have been found all over the world
  • No one knows why it went extinct

SOURCE

because those motherfuckers were scary as fuck and god said no that’s why

my friend’s really into sharks and she told me that she was watching a documentary that said they might not actually be extinct

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skylark11:

a lake in montana whose water is so clear it appears shallow, when really its over 100 feet deep!

this is actually kinda terrifying because what if someone doesn’t know how deep it is, so they go diving and try to swim to the bottom, but they always seem just out of reach, so they just keep swimming… and when they realize something’s wrong it’s too late

Imagine seeing a body at the bottom….

tumblr has the ability to turn everything beautiful into something terrifying 

What if you see a skeleton at the bottom of what appears to be a shallow part of the lake. As you dive down to check them out you notice the water is deeper than you originally thought. Much deeper. You come to realize that there is no way these remains could be human, you’re not even half-way down and already the skull already looks bigger than your car

This started so tranquil and then it turned into Friday the 13th

(Source: niftyjaguar)

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